Only 46 days until the 2012 Bills Season begins. Why Exit #46 is the most important exit on the NYS Thruway.

Mike Sullivan July 25, 2012 Comments Off

I’ll get to undrafted rookie #46 Isaiah Green at the end of today’s post, but first things first…let’s talk about what Bills Fans will find off of exit #46 of the NYS Thruway beginning on Thursday:

I love Training Camp and I’ve been there every year since they moved to St. John Fisher.

The Kick Is Good isn’t just Where Football Meets Funny–it’s also a place where fellow Bills Fans can get helpful and valuable Training Camp tips that you won’t find anywhere else…

Tip #1: Bring a GPS

You can’t park right at St. John Fisher. You have to park in a satellite lot and then take a bus to the campus. The are NO roadside markings directing you to these lots. So bring a GPS, or print out directions from Google Maps to the two primary lots. You should also know where the overflow lot is BEFORE you leave. IMPORTANT: Remember which lot you parked in. You’ll need to know this if you want to come home. The GPS will also come in handy after practice, when you get to your car and find yourself in the pitch darkness of the Rochester countryside.

Tip #2: Bring Cash

The bus from the satellite lot to campus costs $1. It’s a fair price. If it makes you feel better, pretend the parking costs you $1 each and the bus ride is free. Either way you need to pay the $1 to get on the bus and it’s cash only. My restaurant of choice also prefers cash, so make sure you hit an ATM before you head out.

Tip #3: Print out a numerical roster at home

Here’s a nice one. Just click the # to sort it by player number. Do yourself a favor and read all the old Kick Is Good Countdown posts before you go too. That way you’ll look and sound smart when some one like Fendi Onobun does something awesome. (Thanks @bradriter)

Tip #4: Leave most kids at home

Yep, I said it–if you want to enjoy yourself at Training Camp leave the kids at home. It’s not that I don’t like kids–it’s that I’m speaking from experience. I’ve brought my kids to Camp multiple times and it never ends well. Going to Training Camp is nothing like going to a preseason game, it’s more like going to Training Camp.

There’s no music, there’s no announcer, Conehead isn’t wandering the aisles selling lemonades and cracker jack, there’s no scoreboard with entertaining videos, and the players don’t sign autographs during their workouts no matter how many times you ask.

If you have a child that is REALLY into football and can sit in one place and watch football players do nothing but practice for 2 hours–sure, go ahead and bring them. But most kids get bored of Training Camp in about 5 minutes. Since there are no assigned seats, when you get up–you give up your seat and it’s a good 5-10 minute walk from any seat to the bathroom or concessions. There are bounce houses and such, but every minute your are watching your kid in the bounce house is one minute that you aren’t watching the practice that you came to see.

If you want to enjoy Training Camp bring some binoculars and leave the kids at home. You’ll have a MUCH better time if you go by yourself or with a friend. And if you want a memorable Bills experience with your little one(s)–take them to the Kids Day Preseason Game. The Bills do a great job keeping kids engaged for 3 hours and your kids will enjoy it exponentially more.

Tip #5: You “kind of” need tickets for the night practices

The daytime practices don’t require tickets, but the 4 night practices do. The distribution of those tickets used to be through Ticketmaster, but this year its a different system. It now requires one to go to a Rochester Verizon store or some type of tire store or something. I say you “kind of” need a ticket because every year I’ve gone to a night practice, I’ve seen people trying to get rid of extras. Is it a gamble? Yes. Do I think you’ll get in? Probably. Proceed at your own risk.

Tip #6: Where to sit

Before practice DON’T waste your time in the big tent. Sure there are free TOPS brand Oreos, but there are REAL Buffalo Bills Football Players on the other side of that tent. You can get fake Oreos all year long. You came to see the Bills practice and you should find a good seat.

I’d tell you exactly where I like to sit, but it looks like the Bills and St. John Fisher did some renovating to add a second grass field for this season. Do the Bills have any maps online? Nope. But I did find this:

I’m not sure which fields Chan will use this year, but wherever you go try to get up high and don’t plan on moving around a lot.

Tip #7 Autographs

If you want to get an autograph at Training Camp, you’ll have the chance. You just have to be patient and you can’t be picky on which player. You need to have low expectations. The players do everything that they can to come up to the fences and sign autographs, but please remember that the players just went through a 2 hour practice, probably need 30-45 minutes of medical treatment, and probably have another 2 hours of film to watch that night.

If you’re going in with a $100 Official NFL Football that you just bought and are demanding that you HAVE to get Ryan Fitzpatrick’s, Fred Jackson’s, Stevie Johnson’s AND Mario Williams’s autograph or else you’ll hate them and the Bills FOREVER–you are going to leave St. John Fisher disappointed.

Tip #8 Things to know when leaving

The first thing you should know is that the shuttles are scheduled to run for a little more than an hour after the end of practice. That should be plenty of time to try to get an autograph and check out the Bills Training Camp Store. If you want to buy something, try to make sure it says “2012 Bills Training Camp” on it. You can get a regular Bills shirt anywhere, and when the Bills are 11-3 you’ll want to rub it in everyone’s face that YOU were there from the start!

The second thing you should know is that the buses that bring you back to your car, pick you up in the same place that they dropped you off. BUT, you have to know which lot you parked in. (See Tip #1)

Tip #9: Where to eat

Don’t bother with the food at St. John Fisher. It smells like food from the Fair, it costs as much as food from the Fair, but it isn’t as good as food from the Fair. If you want Fair Food, go to the Fair.

If you’re in Rochester and you want to eat, you HAVE to get yourself a Garbage Plate. It’s the most delicious heart attack on a plate that you’ll ever eat. It’s Rochester’s most famous food and you owe it to yourself and the friend that you brought to go there. (Most kids will hate this part too)

My last Cheeseburger plate. Yum.

There are 3 places that I consider acceptable to order a Garbage Plate:

The Downtown original:

Nick Tahou Hots

320 W. Main St Rochester, NY

Open Monday-Saturday 8AM to 8PM

The new one:

Nick Tahou Hots

3070 West Henrietta Rd Rochester, NY

It’s right near Henrietta, RIT, and close to the Thruway. Open 10am – 12am

The one I always went to:

Steve T’s Hots & Potatoes

2260 Lyell Ave Rochester NY

Way back when I would go there, it was an official Nick Tahou’s. Steve T. is an official cousin and now owns it. But the food and the “ambiance” are exactly the same. Plus it’s open 24/7.

This is another great reason to bring a GPS. 

Tip #10: Drive home safely

I almost t-boned an old guy in a Red Mini Cooper this morning. (100% his fault). Take your time getting home. It won’t be any fun watching the 2012 season on a tiny TV from a hospital bed.

 

Now onto #46 Isaiah Green. He’s a rookie undrafted Cornerback from Fresno State. I’m sure he’s a good kid, but he has two of the worst Youtube football highlight videos that I’ve ever seen:

The camera angles are so far away in this “highlight” clip that it could be Isaiah Thomas making the plays and I’d be none the wiser.

The beauty of this next one is the burned out grass he’s running on. They say, “The grass is always greener on the other side.” I guess that’s not the case when that place is Fresno. Yikes:

 

Enjoy Training Camp!

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